First thing comes to my mind is would be a corpse. Then there’s a question “why?”. Well certainly, you can ask a corpse anything you want but don’t expect they’ll answer you back. Unless you got some voodoo schmoo going on. But even so, I’ll be a snobbish corpse. So to answer that question, I switched my imagination back to reality and answer the “why” question. Then I realized, I don’t want to be a corpse again. 😛
I would be an idea or a theory, something obscure or idiosyncratic. Like love or sorrow or maybe an onomatopoeia. LOL. It would be fun looking at mortals engraving a tattoo with my name on their breast or on their lower back. Errr.. Now that I think about it. It’s disgusting if most of those mortals are men..
If I Were An Inanimate Object – (elkedederichs.wordpress.com)
If I Were An Inanimate Object – (timpysan.wordpress.com)
If I Were An Inanimate Object – (gretchenoberle.com)
If I Were An Inanimate Object – (laurieanichols.wordpress.com)
Waxing lyrical – (phyllisw.livejournal.com)