First thing comes to my mind is would be a corpse. Then there’s a question “why?”. Well certainly, you can ask a corpse anything you want but don’t expect they’ll answer you back. Unless you got some voodoo schmoo going on. But even so, I’ll be a snobbish corpse. So to answer that question, I switched my imagination back to reality and answer the “why” question. Then I realized, I don’t want to be a corpse again.😛
I would be an idea or a theory, something obscure or idiosyncratic. Like love or sorrow or maybe an onomatopoeia. LOL. It would be fun looking at mortals engraving a tattoo with my name on their breast or on their lower back. Errr.. Now that I think about it. It’s disgusting if most of those mortals are men..
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